So your obedient cat suddenly changes its behavior and acts erratically, with no apparent cause. She begins scratching the floor, knocking over everything, and acting devilishly.
You begin to wonder if your cat is from hell or from another world entirely.
By the way, do alien cats exist? In any case, that is a question for the next time. Aren’t we here to talk about alien cats?
Impacts of hypnotizing your cat
False rumors spread like wildfire, and you must accept this truth. You’ve probably heard a thousand or more misconceptions about hypnotizing cats. So, disregard all you’ve learned so far. After hypnotism, your cat will be the angel you desire to have back in your home.
It’s a method of soothing and pacifying your pet. The cat will be lot more at ease and calm. When coping with tension or even panic, a hypnotic cat will remain calm and immobile. Some persons who are there seeking attention by peddling misinformation claim that hypnotism is damaging to your cat’s health and emotional well-being.
Believe me when I say that after being hypnotized, your cat will be even more faithful. You may ask your cat to hunt for his friends in the area and persuade them to help you with your laundry or to go on a date with you.
Hypnotism has no negative consequences on your cat’s health.
Are you ready for action? What do you need to hypnotize your cat?
Some of you want to give it a shot, even if you don’t have a cat to begin with. If your next-door neighbor’s cat is known for misbehaving, here is the ideal moment and cause to “borrow” his cat for a few minutes.
Just be cautious not to be caught, and beg the cat not to tell the neighbor what you did. Actually, just focus on avoiding getting caught, because you may instruct the cat not to speak to the neighbor throughout the hypnosis session.
So, first and foremost, you’ll require a cat from any source. Then you’ll need a calm spot where your cat feels at ease. I’m not sure how you’ll manage this if you took your neighbor’s cat, but there’s always a way. You will, of course, require time and a great deal of patience. If you’re impatient and have your neighbor’s cat, you should let her go before you’re discovered. It could be beneficial to listen to some soothing music. Instead of singing in the shower, make the cat your first audience while you pursue your dream of becoming a musician. You’ll also need a gentle voice; you don’t want to startle the cat by speaking in a gruff and weird manner.
The step by step procedure of hypnotizing a cat:
I know you’ve been waiting for this part, and I couldn’t possibly get to it any faster without first going through everything you’ve read thus far. Even Rome was not constructed in a single day. You’d be half-baked and fail in your attempt to mesmerize your cat if I did that.
1. Catch your cat
You must have a cat, as I previously stated. Gently capture the cat, being careful not to injure her in any way. It’s pointless to be tough with the cat. You should lift her up with caution and avoid holding her too tightly.
Do it the same manner you normally do to express your love for her. To pull this off, you must have been familiar with your neighbor’s cat for a long period. Otherwise, the cat next door may become agitated and unleash her self-defense rockets. You don’t want to face the fury of the cat’s self-defense system, believe me.
2. Be calm and comfortable
Whether you’re dealing with your own cat or your neighbor’s “stolen” cat, you must remain cool. Stay cool even if you’re being followed by your neighbor. When you’re going to get caught with your neighbor’s cat, you’ll have to find a method to keep cool.
Place the cat on your laps with her back to you. Simply relax, since this will save the cat from becoming hurt while the hypnosis process develops.
You must maintain your composure.
3. Start the exorcism! Sorry, start hypnotizing the cat
This is a pivotal time. It’s time to put it to the test. Begin by softly caressing the cat and telling her whatever you want to say. Of course, you can’t advise her to form an army and go rob a bank, murder the president, or hijack an aircraft.
Using both hands, continue to cradle the cat’s head while stroking her eyes with your thumbs. This is when the patience I mentioned previously comes into play. If you’re impatient and didn’t back off when I warned you to, there’s no going back now that you’ve gotten this far.
Wait for the cat to reach a profound level of relaxation before checking to see whether her eyes have become heavy. You’ve just finished the first stage of hypnotizing a cat when you see she’s calm. However, this is not the time to start blowing your own trumpet because there is still work to be done in order to finish the process.
Anything you’d like to say to her, whisper it.
4. Take charge of the cat’s mind
This is my favorite part! During this stage, I usually feel like a magician. This portion makes me feel like I have superhuman abilities, like Superman or Batman in the world of cats.
This is where you’ll utilize your lovely voice to speak to the cat in hushed tones. You may instruct the cat to quit knocking things over by telling him to sleep at night, mop the home every day, or play in the yard with the neighbors.
If somebody comes close to you at this time, ask them to leave. Otherwise, you may be able to manipulate his thoughts and get him to lick his hands and act like a cat. Both of you will be in big danger if this happens.
5. Release the cat
Allow the cat to stand on her four legs after gently releasing her from your laps. Depending on the hypnosis’s effect, she may stay in this state for a long time. If you were hypnotizing your neighbor’s cat, you should keep your fingers crossed so that the cat stays in that state for as little time as possible.
Set the cat free.
This is because, after all that time since the process began, you are now more likely than ever to get caught. The cat will be more faithful and maintain her usual good conduct, which will alleviate your concerns.
Another piece of advice, use this skill with good intentions. This is because hypnotized cat’s if used for wrong intentions can be a recipe for the third world war